Ya hafta laff.

I’m sorry, your high school mascot is not allowed to be “Beaver”.

Apparently Bank Of America’s Challenge/Response system doesn’t like the Castorian answer to “What was your high school mascot?” I presume BoA’s new anti-beaver stance has closed all their branches in Oregon – the Beaver State.

Via reddit.

Puritanism – the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.